Cuttin' Confetti

There's no better way to celebrate than with a big ol' heapin' box of confetti. Nope, none. So when we started working on a super top secret commercial involving a celebration, we knew we had to go all-out! This will be the biggest confetti drop in recent memory, hands down!!

So... How does one go about obtaining confetti? Amazon has it... 5 star-rated, slow falling, flame resistant, and color-fast (whatever that means)... but at $13.95/lb, we were looking at one costly confetti dump. So Boss ordered us to do it the old fashioned way: tearing a bunch of s*** up! 

We spent an hour or so devising various ways of confetti construction, from cutting with scissors to burning out the motor of a paper shredder. 

So far, so good, but we are going to need A LOT more if this spot is going to work. So it's back to work for me! To be continued...